Miss You on DirtyHouseStylez : http://ping.fm/tkpLA

BLOND:ISH @ UN + CIRCUS IN MONTREAL SAT Sept 11th

BLOND:ISH @ COBRA WED SEPT 8TH - TIFF

LIGHTS CAMERA ACTION!! COBRA PRESENTS BLOND:ISH FOR
TORONTO INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL
see you there wed sept 8th

BLOND:ISH @ VIVA hamitlon thurs Sept 9th

NEW CLUB OPENING!! Viva - Hamilton Ontrario

BLOND:ISH YOUTUBE CHANNEL

http://www.youtube.com/user/BLONDISHTV

Check out our world wide escapades and adventures with Molly (the air head) before she collapsed at DC10 in Ibiza last week..

Poor molly danced so hard till she was out of breath and died after too many Hierbas shots..

we'll miss you molly

BLOND:ISH @ Pure Gatineau friday Aug 27th

BLOND:ISH @ LE PALAIS IN CANNES JULY 15TH

BLOND:ISH MUSIQUE PLUS VIDEO

Watch our video/interview that airs on Musique Plus in Canada (like mtv canada).

http://www.musiqueplus.com/9-a-5-am/videos/blond-ish

BLOND:ISH NEW MIXXX

AUDIO SNACKS (fat and carb free) BAKED FOR YOU BY BLOND:ISH

CLICK OVA HERE FOR OUR BLONDtreal SUMMER MIXX 2010

http://soundcloud.com/vivie-ann/blond-ish-blondtreal-summer-mix

BLOND:ISH GRAND PRIX EVENTS

ITS BACK AFTER A YEAR HIATUS!! THE INTERNATIONAL

bLONTREAL FORMULA ONE GRAND PRIX IS BACK.

WE HAVE YOUR PARTY SCHEDULE...COME STALK US ;)

WED JUNE 09th - KLINIK

THU JUNE 10th- VELVET

FRI JUNE 11th- TERRASSES BONSECOURS

SAT JUNE 12th - DAYTIME BRUNCH - CAFE DES ECLUSIER

SAT JUNE 12th- LE CRYSTAL

WE (heart) YOU MONTREAL XOXO

BLOND:ISH CHART IN NOW ON BEATPORT

https://www.beatport.com/es-ES/html/content/chart/detail/24770/blondishs_volcanic_disruptions_mayhem_chart

BloND:ISH @ Le5 club Casablanca Morocco sat may 22nd

BLOND:ISH @ LE CRYSTAL MONTREAL GRAND PRIX SAT JUNE 12TH

GRAND PRIX IS BACK MORE FLASHY THAN EVER AFTER A YEAR IN HIATUS. SO BRING OUT YOUR BLACK TITANIUM CARDS AND MAKE SURE YOURE THIRSTY BECAUSE CHAMPAGNE WILL BE PARTOUT!!! ( that means everywhere en francais)

BLOND:ISH AND TITO WITH UNIQUE LIFESTYLE + CENTURY ROOM TORONTO CREW+ JOSH "HYPE" SILVER PRESENTS (drumroll please)

Le CRYSTAL ROYALE

at Le Crystal Hotel.

bling bling kaching

BLOND:ISH @ LOFT IN LAUSANNE GERMANY SAT MAY 29TH

BLOND:ISH @ ArkPocalyspe NOW/ Perlon Album Party CABLE LONDON SAT MAY 1ST

BLOND:ISH @ VELVET MONTREAL SAT APRIL 24TH

BLOND:ISH @ COBRA TORONTO WEDNESDAY APRIL 21ST

BlOND:ISH @ LOBBY OTTAWA FRIDAY APRIL 23RD

BLOND:ISH @ CRESCENDO THURS APRIL 15TH

BLOND:ISH @ LIBERTY GRAND BETSEY JOHNSON FASHION SHOW

Thursday April 1st Toronto Fashion week + Liberty Grand + BETSEY JOHNSON +

BLOND:ISH + supermodel Agyness Deyn = fun fun fun.

BLOND:ISH IN GERMANISH

March is officially germany month.. then off to double you em see (wmc)..

Nicht alle dumbs sind Blondine!!!

BLOND:ISH'S UPCOMING EVENTS

D LATE PARTY @ AQUARIUM LONDON SUN. FEB 28TH ( 3:30 am - 10:30 am)

BEIRUT SAT FEB 27TH @ SURSOCK PALACE

NEW BLOND:ISH bLondon BRIDGE TECH MIXXXXXX

http://soundcloud.com/vivie-ann/blondon-bridge-mix

BLOND:ISH IS IN BLOND:ON

We finally did it. We traded in our snow boots and ear muffs for galoshes. London is full of energy, beautiful sights and rain. Needless to say, were thrilled to be testing out European waters for the next few months :)

They clearly knew that we were coming to town....

London streets can be pretty dangerous if you own a blackberry and never pay attention.

MIND THE GAP!!!!

BLOND:ISH @ STAGE CLUB GUATEMALA SAT FEB 6TH

BLOND:ISH @ PURE TERRACE PANAMA THURS FEB 4TH

NO PATACONES IN PANANANMANAMA :)

BLOND:ISH @ UNDERBAR BOSTON FRIDAY JAN 29TH

BLOND:ISH @ LOBBY ~ OTTAWA FRIDAY JAN 22ND

WERE GIVING UP OUR FLIP FLOPS FOR UGGS TO COME BACK TO (FREEZING) CANADA. LET US WARM YOU UP AT LOBBY IN OTTAWAWA. FRIDAY JAN 22ND. BE THERE ;)

brazil tour schedule!!

*******ATTENTION ATTENTION*******

BLOND:ISH IS GOING BRAZIL:ISH

***THIS IS A CASTING CALL FOR ALL MASTERS OF THE SKILLFUL ART OF BLONDTOURAGEiSM ****

OUR SCHEDULE:

DEC 24TH - 29TH IN RIO SLASH SAO PAULO

DEC 29TH - PRIVILEGE, BUZIO

http://www.privilegenet.com.br/

DEC 30TH - PHOENIX, GUAJARA

NYE - JUST 1, SALVADOR

JAN 2ND - ZUUM DISCO CLUB, CALDAS NOVAS

http://www.zuumdisco.com.br/

JAN 8TH - CONFRARIA DAS ARTES - FLORIANOPOLIS

http://www.confrariadasartes.com.br/

More gigs TBC soon!

SO WHO'S COMING??

WE'RE PLANNING TO STAY IN FLORIANOPOLIS ( think : ibiza and st tropez's love child but a lot cheaper with beautiful people!!..)

WHEN??? JAN 3RD - 9TH two thousand and ten

WE NEED TO KNOW WHO WILL BE OUR SIDEKICKS IN THE SUN???

we'd like to crash your party or perhaps make it!!

Anyone renting a castle?? (a house will do as well)

CONTACT US ASAP!! info@blond-ish.com

BLOND:ISH - Beg a Blonde Mix (Fall 2009) by vivie-ann

BLOND:ISH - Beg a Blonde Mix (Fall 2009)  by  vivie-ann

BLOND:ISH @ CENTURY 5TH YEAR ANNIVERSARY

Congrats guys! It's been 5 years of continuous success at Century Room in Toronto!

See you there TUESDAY NOVEMBER 10TH... gonna be a madhouse...

BPM CONFERENCE 2010

The third annual BPM CONFERENCE is just around the corner ( JAN 1ST - 10TH). So if you haven't started planning your flight/ accommodation, you should as this will be a sold out week. BPM happens in beautiful Playa del carmen mexico (an hour ish south of cancun), and is a meeting mecca for North American industry professionals. Last years A lister's included Victor Calderone, Sharam, Sander k. , M.A.N.D.Y, Lee Burridge. Some of this year's confirmed djs : Steve Lawler, Dubfire, Steve Angelo, Guy Gerber.. We've been the last two years and can honestly say that it was awesome (and a lot cheaper than wmc) ! See you there :)

Check out http://thebpmconference.com/ for full line up, video and details.

Blond:ish's Chart On Beatport

Check out our Oktoburrr NOT ALL DUMBS ARE BLONDE chart on Beatport

We promise that well be charting our own tracks very soon :)

https://www.beatport.com/en-US/html/content/chart/detail/18858/blondishs_not_all_dumbs_are_blond

BLOND:ISH @ LIV SATURDAY OCT 2ND

This night is for all of you that watch the Hills, and love house music. Liv at the Fountain Blue In South Beach has found a magical way to merge both.

Blond:ish and Lauren Lo Bosworth at LIV in MIAMESS OKTOBURRRR 3rd.

Come let us make you dance on table tops. Leave your sparklers at home. There's lots here.

BLOND:ISH @ COBRA TORONTO during TIFF

Models and bottles is definitely an understatement during TIFF (Toronto International Film Festival). This festival is ranked one of the top five film festivals in the world and is said to be second to the Cannes Festival. So empty out your camera's SD card because there wont be any shortage of celebrity sightings or Dom filled glasses this upcoming week.

Come Join us at Toronto's hottest new club COBRA.

Whatever happens here, doesn't usually stay here

That's right. Its a myth. This ridiculous saying was clearly first said before facebook, youtube and twitter. So don't worry if you can't attend this weekend, you can definitely live vicariously through us!

BLOND:ISH IN LAS VEGAS @ THE PALMS RESORT + CASINO - AUG. 21ST PALMS POOL - AUG. 22ND RAIN - AUG. 23RD MOON

"GO(at) miLK?"

snapped by hope while chasing goats in mykonos!

found a new love for goats while we were there
just some of the goat jokes... we came up with all while frollicking with them in the fields and grandmas chasing us around with straw brooms!

goat milk?
just go(at) for it
goat karting
don't goat there
for those from toronto - "GOat transit"
from the 90s track (you have to sing along) - KWS Please Don't go(at), don't goooo(at), i just want you to know"

Getting ready for European Escapades

We don't feel that bad leaving Montreal for a month because the weather has been obnoxiously lousy. Were heading to Europe this thursday and starting our trip in Mykonos! For all you stalkers, here's where you can find us!!!

Athens/ Mykonos July 17th - 26th **** Ibiza July 27th - 31st **** Barcelona Aug 1st - 5th**** Lebanon Aug 5th - 12th

BARBIE GOT BOTOX??

So ever wondered how after ALL these years Barbie still looks exactly the same??? Well my theory is that she either found the fountain of youth or is has a very very good cosmetic surgeon. Were celebrating her big 50 this Saturday at Club Opera! Life size barbie boxes and about 30 hot Barbie and Ken clones will be on display :) 

Wait... forgot to mention that Mattel actually called the club owners and were like WTF??? You can't use Barbie.. Its copywritten.. So they renamed it Dollhouse Birthday Bash lol.. Mattel is definitely on top of their sh**!!!

Moony - I Dont Know Why -- ABSOLUTE BOMB

3:30am on a saturday night at cafe segafredo in porto alegre, brasil !

who woulda known
this is how the crowd went off when i played moony's - i don't know why track!

i have a new love for this track!




- vivie-ann

Blond:ish Vs Span:ish

This Friday were playing alongside the Martinez Brothers at Business Lounge in Montreal. Hailing from the Bronx, brothers Chris 17, and Steve 20 have surpassed anyones expectations for dj's of such a young age. After two years of being in the scene, theyre already topping the house charts with their productions and performing next to some of the biggest A list Dj's in the world. Kudos to the boys!

BLOND:ISH @ CIRCUS AND BEACHCLUB THIS WEEKEND

Come party with us this upcoming weekend.

SATURDAY MAY 23RD @ CIRCUS AFTERHOURS

WWW.CIRCUSAFTERHOURS.COM

BLOND:ISH PRESENTS BLEACH CLUB 

SUNDAY MAY 24TH

INFO@BEACHCLUB.COM

Free shuttle that leaves from st catherine and st denis all day starting at 1pm!

Contact us Asap for limited guestlist!!!

info@blondish.com

www.blond-ish.com

A BLONDE'S 5 AM DEFENSE MECHANISM

Monday, May 11th, 2009

Its Saturday night (well actually sunday morning), a few hours away from when people are courageously going to church, and Im crawling home from my night of Belvedere. Nothing unusual. As my head is finally hitting my big plump pillow, I hear a knock on my door. At first I thought it was just my head telling me it hates me for the nights abuse, but I shortly realized there actually was someone at my door. I walked to the door thinking it was just my neighbor Alexandra coming to say hello, but after not hearing a response after yelling her name I instantly became alarmed. I cautiously opened the door to peer through a crack only to find a 50 something year old toothless drunken woman who I was sure was Amy Winehouses older sibling but Native. Striking resemblance.

Seeing that she was unarmed and just a raging cracked out lunatic, I told her to get the f**** out of my building immediately or Ill call the cops. She responded to my threats in complete jargon and kept on asking for Tony. I slammed my door in mixed confusion and terror thinking she would somehow un-leach her non existent fangs and attack me. Still in a drunken haze myslef, I tore my apartment apart looking for my bear mase that I had stored somewhere specifically for these types of obscure situations. No luck. After 4 minutes and hearing her knock again, I opted for desperation for protection against the Native Winehouse. Armed with the sharpest knife I could find and the first aerosol can I saw, I tiptoed back to the door.

Who knew that I could scare off a psycho with a can of PAM and a kitchen knife???? She ran away so fast.. I spent the next hour laughing at myself at the stupidity of this whole situation.

CULTURED IN INTERNATIONAL MUSIC JARGON?

In english… When a dj can’t beatmatch 2 songs together we conveniently call it a TRAINWRECK!  Properly suited towards the action I presume!   I’m proud to say I’ve officially bumped trainwreck out of my vocab and replaced it with a much more suitable descriptive.  While in Panama having dinner at Indigo I learned their descriptive word for trainwreck is PATACONES!  Thanks to Ivan Escala, trusted party promoter and sweetheart from Panama City/Reload Nightlife — Smash that plantain/banana, then fry it up!

Patacones aka Smashed n Fried Bananas

Although some tend to say patacones are an untasty traditional dish… much like a trainwreck can be untasty,  i beg to differ.  I love fried plantains, and I also don’t mind hearing a dj patacone a mix!  Call it ironic, but I find it tastefully refreshing.

Wondering what the people in Iceland use to describe a patacones?

CAN I MAKE A REQUEST?

Found myself djing at Ultra Supperclub in Toronto last Thursday with a few added surprises during the night to make it extra memorable. A little after Kaya Jones’ (Pussycat Dolls) performance, I had a guy come in the booth requesting that I play a spanish song… “any spanish remix” he says.

As he is asking me this, he pulls out what looks like a hefty wad of 100 dollar bills, thinking it might entice me to play it. As he is fidgeting through his stack of 100’s, he finds a bill and throws it down on the mixer. I look at it and its BLUE! a five dollar bill with a receipt attached to it! I say… five dollars!? You expect me to play a spanish song for $5, after you showed off your thick wad of cash!?

Firstly, I barely ever take requests, and I most certainly wouldn’t charge you for it if its reasonable one, … but if you are going to try and impress me by showing off how much money you have in your pocket, then throw a measly five dollar bill down on my mixer ……. ha, i’m not a dumb cookie!

So the “requester” is like, “Oh that’s not enough”, and I say “na uh!!!”, so then throws a $100 down… and I said thank you 

I guess this would happen most in New York, the act of giving tips to the dj to play certain tracks!
I remember another time when I used to do the Wednesday night parties at the W Hotel inside the Wunderbar, someone offered me $300 to play a 50 cent song… too bad I didnt have it 

BLOND:ISH'S MIAMIESS ADVENTURES ...

The immediate afto-like frizzing of our straight Blond:ish locks is a clear indication that we have landed in Miami. We anticipated this week to be exactly what it was. Full of sun, shmoozing, and boozing. Never would we of thought to have laughed so hard at such ridiculousness.

The best story has to be Paris Hilton getting into a fight with one of house music’s best producers of today, Steve Angello. Apparently, Paris was with her movie star boyfriend Doug Reinhart ( who?) at Liv, the new multimillion dollar megaclub at the Fountain Blue Hotel. As she quotes on her blog, “the music was giving her a migrane”. Out of nowhere, we see many partyers stare at her as she storms to the dj booth and demands Steve Angello to play some hiphop, Daft Punk or Bob Sinclar. Obviously Steve wasn’t too impressed and insulted by her request. With a unmistakable hand signal, he ‘shooes’ her out of the dj booth. Many people were quoted to have seen Paris’ boyfriend slap Steve in the face, which subsequently turned into a fullout brawl between Paris’ and Steve’s bouncers.

The next day at the Beatport party, Steve was rocking a teeshirt saying “I love Paris.”

OMG LOL. ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Really paris, can I pleaaaaaaase be your new BFF??? What an embarrassment to our shade of hair. She’s at WMC , the most famous week known playing only electronic music. Someone please tell her go back to Malibu or Vegas where she’s maybe a bit more wanted. As usual, after every double you em see week, you need another vacation to rehab and recover from the insanity. What a mess.

BLOND:ISH'S MIAMIESS CONTINUES ...

These type of preposterous situations must only happen when were around..

It’s Wednesnight and were at Nikki Beach, a Miami staple during wmc week. Being one of the worlds most infamous beachclubs ( they have a Nikki Beach all over the globe incl. Europe, Morocco, Mexico, USA etc.. ), their yearly income must be somewhere in the bizillions.. With a capacity of approx 1000 ppl, they were smart enough to build a fantastic three stall bathroom. Not to mention, they put great thought in the all too classsy bright green porter potties that completely clash with the Saint Tropez image that they’re trying to convey. At least Audiofly’s wicked music compensated for their lack of customer appreciation.

Nevertheless, I elbow my way to the girls bathroom. I have to pee so badly, my blue eyes are turning the colour of a Heineken bottle. After what seems like a 8 days of waiting behind a line of wasted girls, its almost my turn to go. I notice the girl that’ssupposed to go next is doing a sort of criss-cross ( i feel like I’m gonna die if i don’t go pee now) leg move.

The next thing you know, the sound of a warm yellow waterfall echos and overpowers the female chatter of nonsense. Everyone immediately turns their attention to the girl in front of me. She cant stop peeing all over herself and the floor. The look on her face was a combination of pure humiliation and relief. Ive never seen so many girls with their mouths wide open in shock and standing on their tipy toes.

All I have to say is wow.. I’m so traumatized. ( I refrained from being really mean and asking her why she didn’t bring her depends.)

Peeing in a public bathroom will never be the same.

On a side note… Jonny ( viv’s boyfriend) decided to rename us this last summer Tiesta and Vivie Ann Van Burren. That night, we renamed Viv.. Vivie Ann Van Urine.. Lol..

Venezuelan Boat Escapades

Probably still drunk from BPM and half asleep, we finally land in Caracas.. We literally are taken hostage by 5 suv's full of insane party goers ... Heading north 170 km/h and 2.5 hours later( really should of taken us 5 hours..) , we arrive to 3 huge villas located in the middle of nowhere on the beach with another 50, 20-something Venezuelans that live to party. We all hop on different sized small yachts that take us even further to the middle of nowhere( yes its possible), to what we would refer as simply paradise. This secret location is only known by the elite partyers in the know. This crystal clear water, white sanded island ( think postcard) area is full of other small yachts,and big butt, beautiful Latin mamacitas.

Non-coincidentally, we're the only boat with the dj booth and three djs on board. 59 bottles of greygoose and a million polar light beers later, we all starving. Fantasizing about a Nobu around the corner, were contemplating finding daggers and reenacting Survivor techniques of fishing. To our bewilderment, a little motor boat arrives at our feet. At first we think its the serious abuse of sun and alcohol, but after repeatidly pinching ourselves we realize that the motor boat is full of mouthwatering fresh ceviche.

The local vendors found a way to capitalize on our fantasy in the middle of nowhere 30 hour partying excursions. As they are cracking the lobster tails to mix with the octopus and shrimp, we ask them jokingly if they accept Canadian Dollars. They look at us as if were crazy( which we are), and pull out a wireless Visa machine and ask us for ID. We have never seen anything so funny or absurd. How on earth do certain stores in Canada/us not accept visa, yet these two Venezuelan ceviche life savers in the middle of nowhere aka paradise do?? We honestly never laughed so hard in our lives. Wow. What an experience....

12 Hours with BLOND:ISH

ha .. neither of us have ever acted... and now they're putting us in front of a camera..
and we still don't have to act...!!! we get to star as ourselves for the pilots of a new web series...
see the plot @ www.roamingshorts.blogspot.com

BPM

new BLOND:ISH mix
downloads available:

if you were at BPM in Playa last week, and the little dove gave you two cds...these are the ones
for those who missed out, here they are!!!

Blond:ish Clubbish Series Setisode 2 012009

https://rcpt.yousendit.com/642046266/877f968d9ec6f2df1e9aa5332dd78980

Blond:ish ApresDark Mix 1 012009
https://rcpt.yousendit.com/638725912/a5b72413faf12c5c5a68f5a9e91d4362

new site

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